water wetter instructions
Did you understand the instructions?
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness to all.
One afternoon, as was his way, the pastor called on her for a cup of tea. As she made tea the pastor admired the grand old Hammond organ on which she had played many a hymn.A cut glass bowl on top of the organ took his notice and when he examined it he was surprised to see that it was filled with water and, to his astonishment, floating in the water was, of all things, a condom !
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water with its strange floater; finally, he couldn’t contain it any longer, ‘ Miss Beatrice, …. I wonder if you would tell me about this? he said pointing to the bowl.
‘Isn’t it wonderful’ she replied ‘ I was walking in the park some months ago and I found this little package.The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know, I haven’t had the flu all winter
OH NO wonder I got pregnant. I didn’t understand.
water wetter instructions
What went wrong with my mortar?
I was going to build a small wall today with breeze blocks.
I had everything I needed here, and I downloaded instructions on how to mix the mortar.
3 parts sand
1 part cement
water and a squirt of washing up liquid.
But when I tried to use the mortar, it was like wet sand.
It wouldn’t stick to the blocks, and it wouldn’t hold them together. Even when it had dried.
In fact, even now when I lift one of the blocks off, I can crumble the remains of the mortar off it quite easily with my thumb.
What did I do wrong?
Too much sand and not enough cement?
I did notice that when I applied the mortar to the block, it seemes to suck all the moisture out of it, leaving me with a crumbly sandy mixture.
Should I have wet the blocks with water before building with them to prevent them from soaking up the water from the mortar?
From the sound of it, you didn’t use cement, you likely used a mortar mix or sand mix. In the states cement is sold in 94 pound bags and mortar mix is usually sold in 40, 60, or 80 pound bags.
Cement should have been a fine powder like talc. If it wasn’t you did use mortar. You still can you the mix, just don’t add sand to it and you should be OK.
Don’t add to much water. If it is at all runny you have way too much water. If done right the weight of the block should compress the mortar bed to say 1/2″ and you then tap it into it final place.
Do water your block but don’t have water dripping off them when you go to lay them. Something like 2 or 3 hours beforehand….
Remember:
Concrete mix is cement+sand+large aggregate+water [for paving]
Mortar mix is cement+sand+water [for bricklaying]
Cement is the fine talc-like powder
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